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ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

fairytalespond:

But, You never will just be a blip in time Ianto Jones. Not for me.

Janto: requested by rivkahscorner

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

T.S. Eliot (via observando)

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

bigbardafree:

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was