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i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
T.S. Eliot (via observando)
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.
deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did
one day i was just like
fuck this im pretty
and i was